September 2006


Salvador Dali and Walt Disney…most were never finished



Ok, don’t anyone get their panties all up in a wad. Click to view or not, it’s your choice to view and mine to post and I thought it was interesting.
Is the US heading towards fascism?
And to keep it fair and balanced, I tried very hard to find a retort from some pro-War, pro-Bush folks on YouTube and Google video. I typed, Bush is right, War in Iraq necessary, American freedom even I love George Bush (wow, that was hard to write for me…) but honestly all I could find were videos lambasting Bush and the War…looks like the conservatives may have the tv and radio but the liberals are winning the Internet. Just an observation. However, I did find this gem and thought I would share. Again, click if you want but don’t send me any hate mail for showing both sides. I like the “nanny, nanny boo boo” undertone and can we say “We didn’t start the fire”? :o)
Bush was Right!

Ctrl+C in IE
For everyone who says “IE is just as good as Mozilla” when I try to insist that people should learn to use more than just Internet Explorer… here you go…another example of a security issue with that browser-
http://toxicblogs.blogspot.com/2006/10/be-careful-with-ctrlc.html

If you have IE and you copy something (for example a password) and it is still on your clipboard (message me if you don’t know what the clipboard is) then you are at risk UNLESS you explicitly disable pasting via scripting. Check out the above link for yourself if you don’t believe me.

Fortunately, the fix for this is also quite simple:
(http://www.friendlycanadian.com/applications/clipboard.htm)
1. In Internet Explorer, go to Tools -> Internet Options -> Security
2. Click on Custom Level.
3. In the security settings, click to Disable the ..Allow Paste Operations via Script… That will keep your clipboard contents private.

Note:
1. No worries for MAC users (alright, stop gloating)
2. No worries for Mozilla/Firefox users (I’ll stop smiling too)
3. No worries for Opera users (not sure any of you use this one but it’s a good alternative also)

Peace and safe surfing!

Update: This has been fixed in IE7

This survey is a bit different…and quick
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner – who pays?
You still gotta pay in heaven?

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Carib Ian Coast

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Oklahoma and then I’m coming after Texas

4. You wake up as the opposite gender what’s the one thing you wanna try?
See how much it really hurts to get hit in the balls

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Chewy, I don’t like the other choices

6. Toy you always wanted as a child but never got.
A puppet

7. Top three celebrities you wanna do.
nah, but thanks

8. What’s an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
liar

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
Trekkies

10. Stupidest thing you’ve ever said out loud?
“I’ll accept the job”

11. You’re sentenced to death and it’s the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Cake (or death?)

12. What’s something that most people do that you’ve never done?
Drank an entire glass of milk

13. Before you die you want?
morphine

14. Something you’d really like to do but probably won’t ever be able to do?
Nothing, yeah that’s right! Self-actualization at work…

15. A wild animal you’d like to have as a pet?
Penguin

50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
Southern Bell (my mom made some cool outfits)

This is the funniest craigslist item I have seen in a while. Funny in a there are people that eat this often kind of way -how do they live?!?

Click here for craigslist link

DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS.

Date: 2006-07-17, 2:10AM PDT
Don’t even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can’t eat them very much or I’ll get fat.

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you…

Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope

…is that the primary ingredient is something called “olean” which I have since learned is Latin for “Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease.”

Oh Yeah. I’m not even kidding.

So today, while I’m standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I’m telling you. THAT’s how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I’d gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.

I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I’m clean.

That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.

So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.

You fucking Pringle bastards.

The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.

Fucking Pringle bastards.

This is where the joke about “anal leakage” came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.

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I reprinted because it may become deleted but full credit goes to the author :o) -ML

If you have a moment please go to the following URL and pick 5 or 6 words which you would associate with me. You can do this by going to the Johari Personality Comparison

Hello to anyone reading this. I wanted to post my thoughts somewhere unobtrusive out there but still able to be viewed if anyone wished to glimpse at a day in my life at this moment. Thank you for reading if you choose to. Today I spent the majority of the day sleeping (an off day of my usual frantic job hunting). I had just finished a successful interview yesterday and I have one tomorrow. So, a way to make myself feel better about my situation is to remind myself that there are others out there much worse off right now.

So I found myself watching CNN/NBC and discussing the gas crisis to family and friends. Then I hopped on my opiate (the Internet) and began wading through the crap that is out there. I found some gems of course. And here they are for your viewing pleasure or distaste. Note: unless stated I do not fully condemn nor condone any of the sites listed. Some are just there as a glimpse into the craziness that this earth is filled with. A look into the face of counter culture.

redcross.org || of course you all have been to this site
godhatesfags.com || Thanks God for Katrina link…this whole site gives me the shivers. A simple Whois lookup (http://www.networksolutions.com/whois/) or a glance at the title shows that this site is truly owned and operated by some rouge Topeka, Kansas Baptist Church spouting hatred. Be warned.
Washington Post: Katrina || The Washington Post (www.washingtonpost.com) is pretty cutting edge when it comes to new media news reporting.
sptimes.com || My old standby. Number one newspaper i visit
LA Times Article || NBC, Viacom is having their own telethon tonight without Fox, ABC or CBS who are doing a combined one on Friday. Yeeesh, can’t we all just get along.

I also visited the BBC, CNN and NBC sites but the above were my most interesting finds. The things that get me are the comments and mentality of some “they had it coming” people out there. And so I wrote the following comment at my time killing portal i-am-bored.com.

Survival of the fittest is an animal instinct and it should stay at an animal level. Survival of our history, cultures, brothers and sisters is what makes us human and humane. It defines us. It distinguishes us from the rest of God’s creatures. Learning from our mistakes is what makes us intelligent beings. But most importantly our love and compassion are what we need to survive.

And so losing any piece of ourselves as humans is devastating in any fashion. It should always pull at the heart of any intelligent, compassionate being. It cannot be forgotten lest we make the same mistakes. What happened in Lousiana, Alabama and Mississippi tears a piece of me just like the Tsunami, 9/11, Rhwanda, Chiapas, Hiroshima, the Holocaust, the Plague, Slavery, the Inquisition and many others do. Loving and caring for one another is not an option it is an obligation we take as the highest life form on this earth. Use it wisely and we will all be here for many years but resort to animal instincts and we will surely destroy one another.

May God keep you all always in the palm of his hand. (9/1/2006)